A collection of Short But Funny by Sydney

One morning on our way back from church Sydney asked where her coat was. I told her that it was in the seat next to her. She exclaimed that it wasn't her coat. She hadn't seen the coat before because it was a dressy coat and not her playcoat that she wears to daycare. I told her that it was her dress coat. She replied, "Where's my shirt coat?". 

Coming home from daycare today I asked Sydney why she didn't eat her snack. Her answer was, "Because my tummy was angry." 

From Halloween 2005: While going trick-or-treating Sydney was passed by a boy dressed all in red. He had horns and what she assumed was a pitchfork. As he passed she commented, "He's a farmer."

Granddaddy has 4 granddaughters...according to Sydney.

Sydney had started a conversation about grandparents and grandchidlren, etc. We discussed how all granddaughters were girls and that Granddaddy had 3 granddaughters. Sydney exclaimed that Sugarbabby was a girl too. For those of you that don't know, my parents have miniature horses and Sugarbabby is the newest little filly to be born.

Sheeeeeelbyyyyyyyyyy! Moooooooooooom!

This story requires a little background. About 2 months ago Shelby was wanting a drink of water out of Sydney's cup. Sydney was asked to share but instead she dumped water on the front of Shelby's shirt. This was witnessed by Daddy and she was in trouble. Fast forward to last weekend.....

I was in the kitchen getting ready for church, Paul was in the shower and Shelby was running around the house while Sydney was still in bed. I hear, "Sheeeeeelbyyyyyyyyyy! Moooooooooooom!". Sydney comes into the kitchen obviously flustered. "Mom, come feel my blanket". So I followed her to her room where I was told, "Feel my blanket, see how it's soft right here. Now feel here, see how it's wet?". I was thinking that Sydney had wet the bed until she told me, "Shelby came in here with a cup of water and poured it on my blanket." Trying to not bust out laughing while remembering the events of a few months earlier I asked her where Shelby was. Well, I found her. She was putting the now empty cup back on daddy's nightstand from whence she found it. She was not caught at the scene of the crime but circumstantial evidence has convicted her.

Why do we have tracks.....

Sydney was getting ready for her bath one night. After taking off her shirt she was looking at herself in the mirror. She then asked me why we have tracks. I said "tracks?" She said, "See, look". She was pointing to the veins in her chest.