A collection of Short But Funny by Sydney

One morning on our way back from church Sydney asked where her coat was. I told her that it was in the seat next to her. She exclaimed that it wasn't her coat. She hadn't seen the coat before because it was a dressy coat and not her playcoat that she wears to daycare. I told her that it was her dress coat. She replied, "Where's my shirt coat?". 

Coming home from daycare today I asked Sydney why she didn't eat her snack. Her answer was, "Because my tummy was angry." 

From Halloween 2005: While going trick-or-treating Sydney was passed by a boy dressed all in red. He had horns and what she assumed was a pitchfork. As he passed she commented, "He's a farmer."